Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Quotes I Like...




Just another blog created Tuesday, January 16, 2013

Quotes I Like...


To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man - Lana Turner
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day - Frank Sinatra
A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot - Groucho Marx
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city - George Burns
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member - Groucho Marx
I found there was only one way to look thin: Hang out with fat people - Rodney Dangerfield
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific - Lily Tomlin
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me - Fred Allen
I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way - Carl Sandburg
I have never been hurt by what I have not said - Calvin Coolidge
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full - Henry A. Kissinger
Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours - Ronald Reagan
I have a love interest in every one of my films: a gun - Arnold Schwarzenegger
I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead - Samuel Goldwyn
I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well - Robert Benchley
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late - Henny Youngman
Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. - Oscar Wilde
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. - Mark Twain
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
For a people who are free, and who mean to remain so, a well-organized and armed militia is their best security - Thomas Jefferson
Never spend your money before you have earned it - Thomas Jefferson
The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not - Thomas Jefferson
If we ever forget that we are One Nation Under God, then we will be a nation gone under - Ronald Reagan
Entrepreneurs and their small enterprises are responsible for almost all the economic growth in the United States - Ronald Reagan
We should measure welfare's success by how many people leave welfare, not by how many are added - Ronald Reagan
The problem is not that people are taxed too little, the problem is that government spends too much - Ronald Reagan
The trouble with our Liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so - Ronald Reagan
My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government - Thomas Jefferson
Don't interfere with anything in the Constitution. That must be maintained, for it is the only safeguard of our liberties - Abraham Lincoln
Every immigrant who comes here should be required within five years to learn English or leave the country - Theodore Roosevelt
A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader - Harry S. Truman
America will never seek a permission slip to defend the security of our people - George W. Bush
A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money
You cannot spend your way out of recession or borrow your way out of debt
So many girls fall in love with the wrong guys, simply because the wrong guy usually says all the right things
"Nobody believes the official spokesman... but everybody trusts an unidentified source." - Ron Nesen
"No three words have greater power than 'I Love You'."
"True love is when your heart and your mind are saying the same thing."
"Every survival kit should include a sense of humor."
"Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act." - Truman Capote
"You are what you are and not what people think you are" by O. W. Polen
"The road to success is always under construction" by Paul Harvey
"I think there is only one quality worse than hardness of heart and that is softness of head." by Theodore Roosevelt
 "Its a good thing we dont get all the government we pay for." by Will Rogers
Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile - Franklin Jones
A house is made with walls and beams; a home is built with love and dreams - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up  - Thomas Edison
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else - Will Rogers
No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why
The key to a healthy marriage is to keep your eyes wide open before you wed and half-closed thereafter - Benjamin Franklin
We find rest in those we love, and we provide a resting place in ourselves for those who love us - Saint Bernard of Clairvaux
You can give without loving, but you cannot love without giving -  Amy Carmichael
Love is space and time measured by the heart  -  Marcel Proust
"A memory of true love is like a favorite song; No matter how many times it plays again, You never get tired of it."
"Love is to feel what the other is feeling even if they are far away."
"The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart"  -  Helen Keller
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on - Robert Bloch
There is the same difference in a person before and after he is in love as there is in an unlighted lamp and one that is burning - Van Gogh
"No one is too young for love, because love doesn't come from your mind, which knows your age, but from your heart, which knows no age."
The only reason I made a commercial for American Express, was to pay for my American Express bill - Peter Ustinov
"One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love." - Sophocles
"I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love" - Mother Teresa
"Love your neighbor as yourself, but don't take down the fence" - Carl Sandburg
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain - Robert Frost
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher - Socrates
"Love is when hurting her will hurt you more."
"Some people come into our lives, leave footprints on our hearts, and we are never the same."
As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it - Dick Cavett
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people - Orson Welles
"Love is a language spoken by everyone, but understood only by a heart."
"Don't wait for the one you can live with, wait for the one you can't live without."
"I never felt true love until I was with you, And I never felt true sadness until you left me."
"True love endures, if it does not, then it was never true."
"Don't find love, let love find you. That's why it's called falling in love, because you don't force yourself to fall, you just fall."
"Love is like a mountain, Hard to climb, But once you get to the top, The view is beautiful."
"My love for you is a journey; Starting at forever, And ending at never."
"I'm treating you as a friend, asking you to share my present minuses, in the hope that I can ask you to share my future pluses"